fruitbat46:

my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies

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  • doctor: sir we asked you to tape your allergic reactions this is just a video of you skateboarding
  • me: tell me thats not sick
  • doctor: haha yeah its pretty fucking sick dude
No one’s life seems great between midnight and 7 a.m. Go to sleep. Things will be better tomorrow. — (via 99lightbulbs)

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